Lesser-Known Kitchen Herb Varietals

  • Entrapmint
  • Catnipple
  • Thyme of Your Life
  • Rosemarie
  • Rue(d)
  • Michael Bay Leaf
  • Cara-Me-Away
  • Taragorn

Crying Frodo #5 – Wheel of Fortune + Imagined Identities

photoCrying Frodo #5 is available now!

“Wheel of Fortune + Imagined Identities” looks at 24 game show contestants and conjures pasts and futures for their potential selves and their winnings.  Crying Frodo #5 celebrates the complex and/or straightforward (and/or some combination of both) lives of regular people asked to extend their experience plus intellect to surpass their previous identities.

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LOL?

Him: I thought his short stories were too sad.

Me: That’s basically all I care about.  Sadness.


Describe Your Writing Routine

Identity Theory asked Dan Chaon about his writing routine.  I think his answer is the best answer I’ve seen regarding this ever-present question:


Describe your writing routine.

Gaze out window. Smoke cigarette. Write sentence. Walk the dog. Write more sentences. Smoke more. Gaze more. Write more sentences. Feel depressed. Take a nap. Write more sentences. Drink coffee. Surf the internet. Write more sentences. Feel especially depressed. Write more sentences. Consider suicide. Drink a few beers. Write more sentences. Take another nap. Gaze out window.

You can read the entire interview here.


Road Blindness

Somewhere along I-95
I finally come to understand
this thing called road blindness,
having centered myself in deep thinking
about what some character would or wouldn’t do,
some mystery of foggy logistics,
for a indeterminate sum of seconds,
coming out of it to
sudden swaths of cadmium forsythia
along the shoulder,
followed immediately by
a road sign for Glastonbury,
which is the hometown
of this one impossible love of mine,
you know the type,
who keeps appearing in my Facebook feed,
and Google Reader, and Email Inbox,
because people send me this shit not even thinking.


Crying Frodo #4 – Spring & Springs

ImageCrying Frodo #4 is happening now!

“Spring & Springs” is a jumble of poems, original patent drawings, mathematics, jokes, neckwear, and even links to YouTube.  That’s right, folks, Issue #4 asks you to type printed URLs into your web browser.  How awesome is that??

Get it here.


Crying Frodo #3, plus prescriptions now available !

Crying Frodo is a stream-of-consciousness-based B&W zine/booklet appearing monthly or almost-every-monthly.  Issues are 20 pages of non-fiction, fiction, poems, drawings, clipart, maps, quotes, vintage photos, and more. In our hurried, virtual world, Crying Frodo brings an IRL slow take to your actual snail mail doorstep old school style.

How to get it:

Prescriptions are self-administered and cost $10.
Prescriptions are 6 issues, starting with the most recent, mailed to you, over the next 6-8 months.
Please be sure to include your mailing address.
Here’s how to send me the $10.

Back issues are available for $2.00 each here:
Volume 1:
Issue 1, Jan 2013: Eyeballs, Housflies and Insomnia
Issue 2, Feb 2013: The Love Issue
Issue 3, March 2013: The Neighborhood in 1992

Email me with questions: Lee dot Houck, at G Mail


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